Reports of our bumper sticker appearing in so many states in the United States gives us reason to rejoice. We thank those of you who have affixed our easy to remove stickers.
We have had many, many of our constituents tell us that they are often asked, "Who the hell is Al Hoffman?" Accordingly, we have changed our slogan from "THE BEST GOVERNMENT MONEY CAN BUY" to "WHO THE HELL IS AL HOFFMAN?" The intrigue is driving our opposition up a tree. Obama called Hillary and asked her that very question, so we are told. Her reply,"I don't know but he obviously bears watching".
And watch us they had better. Still have a few bumper stickers available if you wish to be asked the now famous question, just email us at "THEDRPCANDIDATE@AOL.COM" and we will send you the number you request.
And remember, if your not excited about our platform, it is because you have not read it.
aL Hoffman
The next President
About Me
- Al Hoffman
- During these most disturbing days, a little light, sick humor just might be worthwhile writing (and reading) to take our minds off wild corporate bonus', deficits, radicalism, economic fears, stimulus pork barrel spending, etc. If you do not wish to receive our mail, just ask us to discontinue.(Only our feelings will be hurt)